bearnicorn:

bearnicorn:

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

• no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
• i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
• get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
• i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
• maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

peoplegettingreallymadatfurries:

Don’t forget that most of you had a crush on Sidon and Kass. Even the non-furries

magicalboye:

Hey reblog this if you think Fallen Kingdom, the minecraft parody, is a piece of art that inspired an entire generation. I’m trying to prove a point.

dojacat:

sp00pysquiddle:

fuwaprince:

Destroy the idea that dark skinned girls can’t have pastel hair. Burn it. Delete it from your head forever. Fuck the “it doesn’t compliment my skin tone” bullshit. That’s just some lie white kids made up to derail your confidence and keep you from doing what you love

Thank you for giving me courage